Don't steal this baby

He's being changed on the examination table. The shirt proclaims:

Naval Hospital
Bremerton, Washington
Possession of this property outside the hospital
area is in violation of "Article 108 UCMJ" and
constitutes theft by conversion.

It was unclear whether this warning referred to the shirt or the baby wearing it. I suggested to my wife that as a military spouse, she is not actually subject to the Uniform Code of Military Justice, but we regretfully elected not to snag one.

Sig